My Spidey-Blog is tingling!
Published by z July 13th, 2006 in Diaries, Spider-ManThe Superhero Diaries: blogs by those who truly wear their underpants on the outside.
by Spider-Man
As some of you may know, I’ve been in the news lately. I recently “came out” of the superhero closet, admitting my secret identity on a nationally televised broadcast. Why’d I do it? A few weeks ago, some superpowereds were fighting in a suburban neighborhood when there was an explosion, and dozens were killed. Now the government wants to put a lid on vigilantism and created the Superhero Registration Act, which requires all superpowered people to register themselves with the government.
I’m all for it, personally. Some people say I put my family at risk by announcing my identity to the hundreds of bad guys I’ve locked up, but I doubt it’s going to be that bad. After all, my wife, Mary Jane, is smoking hot. In my years as a superhero I’ve noticed that the hot chicks almost never die. Evil doesn’t mean blind. In fact, I’ve only known one hot girl to die in a fight (Gwen Stacy, my old girlfriend) and I think the only reason she died is because she had a HUGE zit that day. I told her she shoulda popped it…*