Bull’s-eye! The Green Arrow-Blog!
Published by z May 30th, 2006 in Diaries, OtherThe Comic Blogs: written by those who truly wear their underpants on the outside.
This week’s author: Green Arrow
Sometimes it seems like no matter how much I spend planning something, it only takes one small mistake to ruin everything. Like the time I threw Superman a surprise birthday party but forgot the candles. We had to use some emergency flares we found in Batman’s utility belt. They kinda worked, but I felt like an ass during the entire party. And no matter how many times this kind of thing happens to me, I never learn.
Last week, I ended my post with Deathstroke, master assassin, surprising me in my office. But I actually knew Deathstroke was coming and had set an ambush for him with some seriously cool surprises I’ll get to in a sec. But after all my planning I went and forgot what day it was, so instead of going into my office alone I had my chief of staff with me. Deathstroke hit him in the neck with a nerve-toxin dart, and I’m finding out the hard way there’s no worse bring-me-down at your I-captured-the-world’s-greatest-assassin celebration party than a guy in a coma. I’d even remembered the candles this time.
Up, Up and Away! The Super Blog!
Published by z May 15th, 2006 in Diaries, SupermanThe Comic Blogs: written by those who truly wear their underpants on the outside.
This week’s author: Superman
Back when I was a kid, there was this show on TV called the Facts of Life. I didn’t watch it all that often because we couldn’t really afford a TV when I was a kid; Ma and Pa were always saving money for the next time I discovered a new power of mine and burnt down a barn or threw a rock through a cow. I also didn’t want to watch a show about orphans. After all, I’m an orphan, and when I was a kid, I really didn’t know how to deal with that; I spent a lot of time asking myself, “why did my home planet blow up and kill my entire species? Is it my fault? Did I do something wrong?”
(Update: Lois just told me that the show was actually about an exclusive girl’s school. I Googled it, and it looks like she’s right, but I don’t buy it. Just look at the cast photo; how exclusive could that school have been? I still say orphanage.)
Up, Up and Away! The Super Blog!
Published by z May 5th, 2006 in Diaries, SupermanThe Comic Blogs: written by those who truly wear their underpants on the outside.
This week’s author: Superman
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…it’s… MOTHER FUCKIN SUPERMAN IS WHAT IT IS!
That’s right folks, the Supe is BACK! And yeah, I know using all-caps is hack-y; I’m a reporter. But if the Supe wants to use all-caps, you bet your ass he’s going to, and you just try and stop him.